Carry On Nurse.English

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100:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,112RADIO: <i>Silver Maid keeping ahead</i><i>in front of Dasher and Boy Blue.</i>200:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,232<i>But the favourite, Red Dice,</i><i>is now lengths behind. He's right out of it.</i>300:02:14,240 --> 00:02:18,199<i>Inside the last furlong, and Dasher's taken it up!</i><i>Moving through very smoothly.</i>400:02:18,240 --> 00:02:23,189<i>Silver Maid hanging on to second place.</i><i>And at the post, it's Dasher from Silver Maid...</i>500:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,189Well, did it win?600:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,038That nag should be going into hospital, not you!700:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,150Bad luck. I wonder who won the baby stakes.800:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,029Oh!900:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,036Supposing I'd been on it! (Tuts)1000:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,071Ah! Where do I go?1100:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,152- Hey! I can walk, you know.- Nobody walks in 'ere.1200:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,988- Any chance of walking out?- We've got to do the job proper.1300:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,070- Over here, Mr York.- <i>Right, nurse.</i>1400:03:29,120 --> 00:03:32,237- Thanks for the ride, boys.- Give us a write-up in the papers.1500:03:34,200 --> 00:03:38,079- Will you get into bed, please?- I um...didn't have time to get my pyjamas.1600:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,190Oh, that's all right. You won't need any just now.1700:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,189Thanks.1800:03:46,240 --> 00:03:50,074- What's he got, then, Mick?- Appendicitis.1900:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,997Ten days' job.2000:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,110Cor blimey! Only ten days.2100:03:55,120 --> 00:03:59,159When I think how easily that could havebeen avoided, I could kick myself, I tell you.2200:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,191Did you hear what I said then?2300:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,191I said I could kick myself!2400:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,191Kick myself, with that on, I said!2500:04:05,200 --> 00:04:09,159I think that's very funny, Mick! Don't you, Mick?(Laughs raucously)2600:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,111- Hello, Mick.- Hello, Mr Able.2700:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,072- There you are.- What's that? A shroud?2800:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,111No, an operating gown.2900:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,191(Buzzer)3000:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,031(Impatient buzzing)3100:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,229Your turn.3200:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,189Yes, Colonel?3300:04:44,240 --> 00:04:48,028I want to see that ward orderly chap - Mick.3400:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,117You can't.It's our job to answer the buzzer, not his.3500:04:51,160 --> 00:04:55,233You've only been here half a day and you'vecalled us a dozen times for no good reason.3600:04:55,240 --> 00:04:59,028Now, do try and rememberthe buzzer's only for emergencies.3700:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,230- This is an emergency.- What kind of an emergency?3800:05:01,240 --> 00:05:05,995Every time Mick comes in here, he staystoo long. I don't know what you find to talk about.3900:05:06,040 --> 00:05:10,079I dare say you don't. There's some things wemen talk about it's better for women not to know.4000:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,192- I can imagine that.- I doubt it, young lady. I doubt it.4100:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,117Well, what do you want him for?4200:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,156What can he do for you that I can't? Tell me that.4300:05:17,200 --> 00:05:21,113Ho-ho-ho! Don't tempt me, girl.Just tell Mick I want him, would you, please?4400:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,151All right. Just this once.4500:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,992(Knocking)4600:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,195Ah, Mick, my boy. That's right, shut the door.4700:05:32,240 --> 00:05:36,028- Now then, dictation. Got your notebook?- Yes, sir.4800:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,071Good. Here we are, then.4900:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,150Bob each way, the Black Prince.5000:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,191That's the 3:30 at Chepstow.5100:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,158Black Prince, 3:30 at Chepstow.5200:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,078Half a dollar to win, Rambler.5300:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,111R-A-M-B-L-E-R.5400:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,032Now that's the 4:15 at Redcar.5500:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,0314:15, Redcar.5600:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,116- That's all, I think.- Right, Colonel.5700:05:57,160 --> 00:06:01,039Well, you just settle down, Colonel.I'll wait for the results.5800:06:01,040 --> 00:06:04,032- Oh, get me 20 Player's, would you, please?- Yes, sir.5900:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,998- Don't bother about that.- (Clears throat)6000:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,151- Good afternoon. Name?- Oh. Good afternoon. York. Edward York.6100:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,988- Address?- 24 Passiondale Avenue.6200:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,031- Age?- 35.6300:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,235- Occupation?- News...paper reporter.6400:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,198- Relax.- I was covering the baby show.6500:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,117- Next of kin?- No.6600:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,229Religion?6700:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,070Which lot has the best record of recovery?6800:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,071I'm very busy. Come along, now. C of E?6900:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,111- False teeth?- No.7000:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,189- Glass eye?- No!7100:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,118And before you go any further,the rest of me is my own!7200:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,072Sign, please. Consent for general anaesthetic.7300:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,071- Ooh!- Relax.7400:06:51,200 --> 00:06:54,078- Hello. I'm Mick.- Hi, Mick.7500:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,192- What's her trouble?- Oh, night starvation.7600:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,031- Going to shave you.- Shave?7700:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,071My appendix isn't on my face!7800:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,071I'm not going to shave your face!7900:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,031(Impatient buzzing)8000:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,232- Yes, Colonel?- I'm all crumby!8100:07:37,240 --> 00:07:41,028If you will stuff yourselfwith those crumbly biscuits...8200:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,071Well, I have to have some pleasure, damn it.8300:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,031Hop out and I'll take the crumbs away.8400:07:45,080 --> 00:07:48,993- Where's that fella Mick got to?- He's doing something for Sister.8500:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,075Can I help?8600:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,078Not unless you know what wonthe 4:15 at Redcar, you can't.8700:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,117- Oh, you and your racing. All right, get in.- Thank you.8800:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,111Oh, I wish you wouldn't eat those biscuits!8900:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,078I eat biscuits, my girl, to calm my nerves.9000:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,111Rambler won it. 3-1.9100:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,111- Comfy now?- Yes.9200:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,111Rambler, do you say?9300:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,032Hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha! Good old Rambler!9400:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,116(Chuckles) Oh, we'll have a new one now.9500:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,071- Ooph!- I warned you.9600:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,071Thank you.9700:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,112- Sister...- I'm not a sister, I'm a staff nurse.9800:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,111Oh? How do I tell the difference?9900:08:32,160 --> 00:08:35,072Student nurses wear big hats.We call them butterflies.10000:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,031- You call them what?- Butterflies.10100:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,189-Ah, I like that.- They don't.10200:08:38,240 --> 00:08:41,038And staff nurses wear these. Got it?10300:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,076Yes. I think you're wonderful.10400:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,236Relax, Mr York.10500:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,111Oh!10600:08:51,160 --> 00:08:55,039Nurse Dawson!Is it your intention to wreck my ward?10700:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,038- Wh-who are you?- I'm a nurse.10800:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,031You're in hospital, but you're all right.10900:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,031(Sighs)11000:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,197- Let's have a beer.- You can't have a beer, Mr York.11100:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,158She'll give me a beer. I'll go...11200:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,189Cor!11300:09:17,160 --> 00:09:20,197- Somebody stabbed me!- Lie still, you've got a drain in you.11400:09:22,120 --> 00:09:26,113Now that you've made my bed...you can lie on it!11500:09:27,120 --> 00:09:29,190- Mmm!- Why, Mr York!11600:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,231Mr York!11700:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,037Oh, I'm sorry, Staff.I was just trying to get Mr York to settle down.11800:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,111- For life?- Lovely!11900:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,111(Laughs deliriously)12000:09:46,200 --> 00:09:50,990When you're on ni... [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]