Carry On Cabby (eng) 1963

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100:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,069Wotcha, mate!200:02:23,420 --> 00:02:25,854Oi, where's the funeral, then?300:02:29,660 --> 00:02:32,811Watch it, mate, she's got out of the box.(Chuckles)400:02:37,500 --> 00:02:40,572Don't do that when you take your test, mate,you'll never pass.500:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,572You filthy, rotten road hog.600:02:43,660 --> 00:02:46,128Good for you, lady. (Chuckles)700:02:49,580 --> 00:02:50,933(Tyres screech)800:02:51,980 --> 00:02:55,177What's the matter with you?Can't you give a hand signal?900:02:56,660 --> 00:02:58,616Oh, veteran driver.1000:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,096Charlie!1100:03:05,180 --> 00:03:07,011Charlie!1200:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,660Charlie! Ted!1300:03:14,860 --> 00:03:18,011Hello, Peg,and how are you this lovely morning?1400:03:18,100 --> 00:03:20,330Never mind the lovely morning.Where's Charlie?1500:03:20,420 --> 00:03:24,129Charlie? Oh, l don't know, Peg.Perhaps he's in the office.1600:03:24,220 --> 00:03:25,892No he's not, l've just been in there.1700:03:25,980 --> 00:03:27,538Oh.1800:03:27,620 --> 00:03:30,418l meant...the other office, you know, the...1900:03:32,140 --> 00:03:34,574What, for two hours?2000:03:34,660 --> 00:03:38,619Oh, come off it, Ted, you can't fool me.Has he gone out cabbing?2100:03:38,700 --> 00:03:42,739Mm? Oh, no. Well, he wouldn't do that,would he? Not after he's promised you.2200:03:42,820 --> 00:03:45,050He's somewhere around, l expect.2300:03:45,140 --> 00:03:47,096Don't worry. Look, l'll find him.2400:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,456- Well?- lt's all right, l've finished it.2500:03:57,540 --> 00:04:00,134- You mean you've done all the things you said?- Yeah.2600:04:00,220 --> 00:04:03,451- How did you do 'em, then?- lt's simple, just took up the slack.2700:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,774Service.2800:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,658What do you want?2900:04:10,740 --> 00:04:12,696Oh, sorry. Beg your pardon.3000:04:12,780 --> 00:04:15,453l think l'll have a nice quick fourpenny rollwith you.3100:04:15,540 --> 00:04:18,259That's enough sauce out of you, Ted.lf you don't shut up...3200:04:18,340 --> 00:04:20,012- Give us a kiss, then.- No, l won't.3300:04:20,100 --> 00:04:21,658You ought to be...3400:04:21,740 --> 00:04:23,696Ooh.3500:04:23,780 --> 00:04:25,736l wish l had a nice big spanner handy.3600:04:25,820 --> 00:04:28,380So do l. l'd get you loosened up a bit.3700:04:28,460 --> 00:04:31,293Why don't you two get marriedand we could all get a bit of peace?3800:04:31,380 --> 00:04:34,372- That suits me fine. How about it, Sally?- Over my dead body.3900:04:34,460 --> 00:04:36,337<i>That's not what you said in the pictures.</i>4000:04:36,420 --> 00:04:39,856- Why, what did l say?- Oh, very romantic it was. What was it, now?4100:04:39,940 --> 00:04:43,455Oh, yeah, she said,''You get your hand away!'' she said.4200:04:43,540 --> 00:04:44,814Eh?4300:04:44,900 --> 00:04:48,449- He was trying to pinch my walnut crackles.- Yeah, and l very nearly did too.4400:04:48,540 --> 00:04:52,818- We'll have to get married now, won't we?- l'm warning you, if you don't shut up, l'll...4500:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,538l'll fling this tea in your ugly mug.4600:04:54,620 --> 00:04:57,612Ooh, blimey, l'm going.Sounds too much like home.4700:04:57,700 --> 00:05:00,373Yeah, watch out for that clutch, Smiley.lt's a bit fierce.4800:05:00,460 --> 00:05:02,257Walnut crackles!4900:05:10,660 --> 00:05:12,616(Horn toots)5000:05:36,100 --> 00:05:38,056No, l haven't.5100:05:47,300 --> 00:05:48,858(Starts engine)5200:05:58,260 --> 00:06:00,694You should have opened the gate first.5300:06:00,780 --> 00:06:02,577<i>l did open the gate!</i>5400:06:02,660 --> 00:06:04,252Smiley, what the devil's going on?5500:06:04,340 --> 00:06:06,808- Blimey! What's happened?- He forgot to open the gate.5600:06:06,900 --> 00:06:10,051l didn't forget to open the perishing gate!5700:06:10,140 --> 00:06:13,098- You must have done. lt's shut, look!- That's right.5800:06:13,180 --> 00:06:16,138- l shut it when l came in.- Would you mind shutting up, when...?5900:06:16,220 --> 00:06:18,893- You shut it?- Well, of course l did.6000:06:18,980 --> 00:06:19,776Why?6100:06:19,860 --> 00:06:22,499lt says, ''Have you closed the gate?''And l hadn't, so l did.6200:06:22,580 --> 00:06:26,539But l'd just opened it to go out, you great big nit.6300:06:26,620 --> 00:06:30,977All right, Smiley, l can handle this. Just drivedown to the repair bay before Charlie sees it.6400:06:33,380 --> 00:06:36,611- Who are you? What do you want?- Oh, l want a job.6500:06:43,540 --> 00:06:45,212Made a good start, haven't you?6600:06:45,300 --> 00:06:46,858Oh, have l started?6700:06:46,940 --> 00:06:50,410Look, cock, shove off. Try the breaker's yard.lt's more in your line.6800:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,172Oh. Are you the boss or something?6900:06:52,260 --> 00:06:54,535l'm what they call the something manager.7000:06:54,620 --> 00:06:56,372<i>And my advice to you is to be off.</i>7100:06:56,460 --> 00:06:58,974- You mean buzz off?- No, but you're getting warm.7200:07:00,060 --> 00:07:01,652But l want to be a taxi driver.7300:07:01,740 --> 00:07:05,096The bloke who gave me this card,he said l'd be all right here.7400:07:06,500 --> 00:07:09,697- ''This is to introduce...'' Oh, ex-army, eh?- Yeah.7500:07:09,780 --> 00:07:13,819Well, the boss likes to look after the boys,you know. He was in it himself.7600:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,812Yes. ls your name really Tankard?7700:07:16,900 --> 00:07:21,098Yes. Terry Tankard,only the boys always called me Pintpot.7800:07:21,180 --> 00:07:24,889<i>Well... Are you sure it was Pint-pot?</i>7900:07:24,980 --> 00:07:28,211Oh, yes. You see, it's cos my name is Tankard.8000:07:28,300 --> 00:07:31,815Oh, right. Thank you very much indeed.The boss is out with a cab at the moment,8100:07:31,900 --> 00:07:34,209- so you'd better come and have a cuppa.- Thank you.8200:07:38,860 --> 00:07:41,852- Sorry.- There won't be much of this place left.8300:07:41,940 --> 00:07:44,295Well, Ted, where is he, then?8400:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,018Er...where's who, Peg?8500:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,455You know very well who. The guv'nor.8600:07:48,540 --> 00:07:50,656You can't see him now. He's out in a cab.8700:07:50,740 --> 00:07:53,413Oh? How do you know?8800:07:53,500 --> 00:07:55,456He told me.8900:07:55,540 --> 00:07:57,895Oh, l remember now. Yes.9000:07:57,980 --> 00:08:02,292- You see, we're rather short of drivers...- You needn't bother making excuses for him.9100:08:02,380 --> 00:08:06,168The fact is, he'd rather spend his timeplaying about with a taxi than with me.9200:08:06,260 --> 00:08:08,455Oh, don't talk nonsense, Peg.9300:08:08,540 --> 00:08:13,170You know he loves playing about with...l mean spending time with you.9400:08:13,260 --> 00:08:18,175What time? He's up and out before l'm awakeand not back till after l'm asleep.9500:08:18,260 --> 00:08:21,058l haven't had a chance to talk to himsince last Wednesday,9600:08:21,140 --> 00:08:22,937and then it was only with his legs.9700:08:23,020 --> 00:08:25,011His legs?9800:08:25,100 --> 00:08:27,614Yes, sticking out from under a cab.9900:08:28,380 --> 00:08:30,769lt's not fair. He knows l can't get under one.10000:08:31,820 --> 00:08:34,254You can't blame him for working hard, Peg.10100:08:34,340 --> 00:08:37,252There's lots of women who'd be pleasedto be married to Charlie.10200:08:37,340 --> 00:08:39,774So would l, and l'm his wife.10300:08:41,540 --> 00:08:44,816Well...l want to talk to him.Which cab has he got out?10400:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,731- 66.- Clickety-click.10500:08:47,820 --> 00:08:50,254l'll give him clickety-click.10600:09:00,620 --> 00:09:03,498That's right.Have you got everything on the front?10700:09:03,580 --> 00:09:05,491Yes, now, that little one can go on the seat.10800:09:05,580 --> 00:09:07,172No, l think l'd better take that.10900:09:07,260 --> 00:09:09,216No. No, it had better go on the seat.11000:09:10,740 --> 00:09:14,130That's right. Now, then,the basket can go on the seat with me, too.11100:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,859Now...l'll take the umbrella.11200:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,856Thank you.11300:09:19,940 --> 00:09:23,899That's it. Now, then, that just leaves this one,and be very careful with this.11400:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,936lt's real cowhide.11500:09:26,020 --> 00:09:29,012Naturally. lt belongs to a real... Cowhide is it?11600:09:30,540 --> 00:09:34,613Are you sure you haven't forgotten anything?Like kitc... [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]